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"Hentai" is a song by Fried Rice from his 2017 debut The Perfect Nut, featuring Forrest Myers-Power. The song, being one of the few on the record produced by Pridemore, parodies Jesse Papermaker's love for pornography of chinese cartoons. The song proceeds to further delve into homosexuality and pedophilia.

Lyrics

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Cory in the House
[Verse 1: Fried Rice]
Hentai season boys, it's hentai season boys
I'm nutting to hentai for no fucking reason, boy
Hentai season boys, it's hentai season boys
Now settle down there, anime tiddies ain't no toy
Just kidding, play with them all you want
Maybe her thicc hentai ass, her little hentai cunt
I want Professor Willow, body pillow, little figurine
Anime girls getting fucked, with some tiddies on the screen
God damn, stop treating me like I'm sick
3D pussies aren't the thing that I wanna lick
So many kinds of hentai, so much you can pick
I'd even fuck an anime bitch with a dick
[Hook: Forrest Myers-Power]
Oh Fried Rice, I think it's clear
You like penis, you fucking queer
I'd nut to hentai, any day
But if you like dicks, you're fucking gay
[Verse 2: Fried Rice]
Okay listen here tree man, you're gayer than I am
I'll nut even if I see a penis on a ma'am
It doesn't make me gay though to like an anime hoe
Hentai bitches with dicks are a little more than male
Not gonna lie, the dick makes it more hot
Any day, any day I'll fuck an anime thot
If it just happens to have a dick in specific
It’s just a cartoon from across the Pacific
So please, please don’t call me a faggot
Regardless, if I see hentai, you bet your ass I’ll bag it
You know what really seems to waggle my testicles?
Seeing a little hentai bitch been fucked by tentacles
[Hook: Forrest Myers-Power]
Oh Fried Rice, I think it's clear
You like penis, you fucking queer
I'd nut to hentai, any day
But if you like dicks, you're fucking gay
Oh Fried Rice, I think it's clear
You like penis, you fucking queer
I'd nut to hentai, any day
But if you like dicks, you're fucking gay
[Verse 3: Fried Rice]
Hentai season, boys, it’s hentai season, boys
I’m nutting to hentai for no fucking reason, boy
Hentai season, boys, it’s hentai season boys
Hentai hentai hentai, it leaves my peen sneezing
Boy oh boy is hentai the best
Loli’s good too, but please don’t arrest
Me, it’s a drawing of a child
It’s not a real one so I’m not a pedophile
Okay, okay, I know what y'all thinking
“Not only is Rice gay, but also fucks children?!”
Now I think we can agree both of those are lies
It doesn’t apply, when it comes to hentai
[Hook: Forrest Myers-Power]
Oh Fried Rice, I think it's clear
You like penis, you fucking queer
I'd nut to hentai, any day
But if you like dicks, you're fucking gay
Oh Fried Rice, I think it's clear
You like penis, you fucking queer
I'd nut to hentai, any day
But if you like dicks, you're fucking gay
[Outro: Childish Gambino]
Eating Oreos in a parked car