Jansen Middleton Friedrich (born July 8, 2004) is a teenager from Meme City, Etowana. He is Jesse Papermaker's stepbrother, and currently living with Jalen Papermaker.

Jansen is an aggressive, temperamental, outwardly edgy yet inwardly insecure teenager who spews memes whenever he gets the chance. Despite his spoken hatred for black people, he listens to much rap music, saying himself that he aspires to be the next Pink Guy.