The KonyKracK is an artifact, being a USB drive containing a malicious script developed by the Lord's Resistance Army over the span of 2012. With millions of contributors, the proprietary application is thought to be the most dangerous piece of malware ever conceived.

The only known use of the KracK was unto the Meme Star on December 21, 2012, which was largely responsible for the deterioration of the CUILCODES throughout the rest of the decade.


Development of the script began in November 2011, following the order of millions of ThinkPad T420 computers by Joseph Kony.

There were two primary groups of contributors, the Ugandan children that the LRA had been abducting for many years, and victims of the LRA's expansive STEM program.

Somewhere between late 2011 and early 2012, the child slaves began writing the KracK on supplied ThinkPads. If they failed to comply with Kony's demands, they were executed.

On December 21, 2012, Kony traveled to Meme City to run the script on the Meme Star, which proved to be a success. Despite many military efforts by Joe Papermaker, the Meme Star was successfully hacked and shot out of the Kodiplex into the Mystery Zone.