"Ode to Joe" is a song by Fried Rice and the first track on The Perfect Nut, released on January 29, 2017. It details the sexual antics of Joe Papermaker, the current king of Etowana at the time of the song's release.

The first half was originally written by Jesse Papermaker about himself, later discovered on Jesse's Seagate and adapted into a second-person story. The second half of the song was written and produced by Fried Rice.