Not to be confused with Fried Rice's 2017 album The Perfect Nut


A perfect nut is an orgasm of which blesses the user with the maximum threshold of pleasure.

The cause of a perfect nut is unknown, with few being able to reach it. The first known perfect nut was busted by Jeffery Papermaker on June 1, 0193, causing the first eruption of Mt. Nut. Up until 2018, all who performed a perfect nut seemed to have blood from the Papermaker family.

Perfect nuts have been found to often trigger the eruption of Mt. Nut, often causing catastrophic effects on the welfare and geography of Etowana, such as recently in the 2016 Mt. Nut eruption.

Following the eruption of Mt. Nut in December 2018, it was discovered that successful completion of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December will result in a perfect nut, first performed by Cody Whonjik.