The Perfect Nut is the first album by Fried Rice, originally released on January 29, 2017. The project was made in the span of several weeks following the arrival of Jesse's Seagate at Tha Wilkes.


On June 2, 2015, Jesse Papermaker received a computer for his tenth birthday. The hard drive of this computer, later to be known as Jesse's Seagate, had stored on it many text files, chat logs, and audio files that were exchanged between Jesse and his friends.

After the hard drive was stolen by the Space Koreans in early 2017, it mysteriously made its way to Tha Wilkes on January 14, 2017, of which its contents resulted in the musical production of The Perfect Nut by Evan Rice based on the contents of the hard drive.

On January 29, the album was released in its first 15-track form, with verses recorded by Dave Dog taken directly from the hard drive. The rest of the tracks were recorded by Rice personally, with much of the content coming from TXT files and various audio recordings found on Jesse's desktop and Skype download history.


  1. Ode to Joe
  2. Memes
  3. Wii Sports
  4. I Play Minecraft
  5. Where Are My Eyebrows
  6. Foam
  7. Hentai
  8. Hey Ho
  9. Skrrt Skrrt My Dick Hurt
  10. The Perfect Nut